Firewalker (1986)

Rating: *
Cast: Chuck Norris, Louis Gossett Jr.

Very bad. Take "Tales Of The Golden Monkey" and make it even sillier by replacing the lead character with the combination of goofy Chuck Norris and Louis Gossett Jr. as treasure hunters. Poorly made and dull and boring, it relies mostly on stupid macho banter between Norris and Gossett Jr. instead of action (or acting). My girlfriend thought I would like it because I liked "Big Trouble In Little China" so much. She was very wrong...