A Boy And His Dog (1976)

Rating: *
Cast: Don Johnson

A dreadfully dull science fiction film for the art theater crowd and other "intellectuals" (like people who enjoyed "Dark Star" (1974) and "Zardoz" (1974) ). A VERY young Don Johnson and his telepathic dog are wanderers in the wasteland after the nuclear holocaust of World War III. When he's not looking for food or water, he's looking to get laid. He is eventually captured by a bizarre society of women who live underground, and they hook him up to a nasty machine that extracts his highly prized semen so that they can procreate. He eventually escapes and kills his girlfriend in order to save his starving dog. Stoopid.