Zardoz (1974)

Rating: *
Cast: Sean Connery

What the hell was this movie about?!? Apart from being ultra-confusing and dreadfully boring, the film seemed to last about seven hours. In some bizarre futuristic setting, Sean Connery is whisked away by some giant floating Easter Island heads and has to save a group of people from some other group of people. The film finally builds up to its climax and punchline, which is that the title of the film is based on what's left of the title of an important document in the library called "The Wizard Of Oz." But by this point, who cares?