Robo C.H.I.C. (1990)

Rating: *
Cast: Kathy Shower, Burt Ward

Ugh. I was hoping for a female version of "Robocop" (1987), or something that featured an ass-kicking female cyborg. Instead, what I got was this ridiculous cornball film about a female cyborg (former Playmate Of The Year Kathy Shower) who doesn't really do anything, except get naked in the beginning of the film and expound upon the importance of accessorization. Way disappointing.