The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964)

Rating: *
Review Date: 10/16/11

What the hell did I just watch? There are some movies where all you can do is throw your hands up out of sheer disbelief for the ineptitude on display. This is one such movie. About 80% of this atrocity is random carnival footage mixed with wacky burlesque musical numbers, which has little to nothing to do with the non-existent plot. Jerry is an uneducated and unemployed loser, but Angie can't help but love him. They decide to see a fortune teller at a carnival, and she hypnotizes Jerry into killing some exotic dancers - and anyone else who gets in the way. Eventually, the police chase him down and shoot him. The end. Seriously, how did this movie ever get made?!? It's about as competent as the stuff I was shooting in my high school filmmaking class, which had a budget of about $100, I think. But how about that awesome title? Wow.