Femalien (1996)

Rating: *

Oh my god, what is this crap?!? I watched this film in disbelief and horror as what amounted to a Playboy softcore porn romp played before my eyes. Our lead character is a "collection unit" for a race of alien energy beings. She has been sent to Earth in human form in order to collect data on human intimacy. (can you see where this is going?) She starts observing people in the act of love and seduction and soon tries it out herself. It is literally nothing but a dozen or so "get naked and grind together" vignettes strung together by hopelessly cheezy dialog. Actually, the dialog was the most entertaining aspect of the film, and our poor actresses stumble through it with as much dignity as they can muster. The final insult is the sci-fi element, and the no budget effects rank right up there with the dreadful "Space Hunter Miki" (1996). Is there really a market for this stuff? Apparently there is, because there's also a sequel out there...