Conan The Destroyer (1984)

Rating: **
Music: Basil Poledouris
Cast: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Olivia d'Abo, Mako, Grace Jones, Wilt Chamberlain, Tracey Walter

Ugh. Simply terrible. Following the suberb "Conan The Barbarian" (1981) comes this silly, stupid, and poorly made sequel. Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is assigned to retrieve a precious relic and protect a young princess's virginity (Olivia d'Abo). Along the way he picks up Mako, Grace Jones, and Wilt Chamberlain to help him out. Pointless and campy fluff, with little to no substance and embarrassing visual effects.