Commando (1986)

Rating: **
Cast: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rae Dawn Chong, Alyssa Milano

Hee, hee, hee. Films don't get much more silly and gratuitously violent than this one, as major stud muffin Arnold Schwarzenegger attacks and defeats an entire island of bad guys in order to rescue his kidnapped daughter from some psychopath who looks a lot like Freddie Mercury. A bunch of us counted once, and Arnold single-handedly kills 107 people in this crazy "defies all logic" action film. Silly and totally brainless fun.