Mr. Vampire 2 (HK 1985)

Rating: *
Cast: Lam Ching Ying, Yuen Biao, cameo by Moon Lee

A painfully stupid and tiresome film about a family of vampires that get unearthed and revived. A modern day vampire buster decended from the first movie, again played by Lam Ching Ying (the one eyebrowed priest), shows up to deal with the hopping undead. Moon Lee is quite cute when she finally shows up for her five minutes on screen and a bumbling Yuen Biao gets knocked around pretty well. We also have another live snake gall removal (even more realistic than in the first film) and a guy who puts a good sized alive-and-kicking frog in his mouth. Ew, gross.